wonka machine

When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.

At the party last night Britany totally wonka machined those three guys over there. What a freak.

by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 17, 2007

Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)

I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!

by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015

Willy Wonka

The guy who will make your girl cream filled.

Willy Wonka inserted his willy and filled my girl with hot cream!

by bonziwolf April 19, 2018

wonka-zonka

go for it cuz life is short and partying is rad

"Uh-oh, I wanted to drink this milk but it expired three days ago" "Hey man, wonka-zonka!"

by wonkazonkadude6969 September 13, 2012

Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

wonky wonk

wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...

that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010

Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:

So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.

by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014