womps

clever way to say 'how unpleasant'

"Anyone who hears any dirty meaning of this womps word probably has a dirty mind."

by Wompy Womperson April 5, 2004

Thrashing Wumpus

1. Thrashing Wumpus - Magic The Gathering - Tap 1 Swamp: Thrashing Wumpus deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

2. Thrashing Wumpus - Sex move - After fucking your girl in the ass she lets out a succession of fart noises creating the noise a Thrashing Wumpus would make.

1. Young wumpuses are malevolent and vicious - but they grow out of it.

2. Dude! I drew a Thrashing Wumpus last night; my girl's ass was all like "Wump wump wump wump"!

by [e-mail] October 1, 2010

snuggy wumpus

Cuddly wumpus, any person, place, animal or thing that fits the bill ie.

1. Loved one

2. Comfy bed

3. My dog Cosmo

4. Fur coat
Something that readily qualifies as irrisitable to the touch with merely the anticipation of how soft it may be. Cuddly, comfy, cozy, warm and inviting.

1. The snuggy wumpus is elusive, a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, a buried treasure a golden egg laying goose. Those who seek the snuggy wumpus do not always find, those who have found the snuggy wumpus do not always recognize it. 2. My snuggy wumpus has teeth, and claws but that is insignificant to compared to how soft he is and his ability to nuzzle. 3. Being the creature of comfort that I am, I forever seek the snuggiest of wumpuses .

by Wordley Lamarr October 20, 2017

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

Wampus

1. A wildcat.
2. A mountain lion.
3. A mythical Tennessee cat-like creature.
4. A possum.

The farmer shot at the wampus one night when it scared the chickens.

by Bonnie Crystal October 21, 2007

kitty whompus

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.

by S master kizzle August 13, 2008

Whompus

The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels

mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!

by WC>SF October 23, 2010