knobbing

Constantly calling someone a knob although this person doesn't like it.

Linked to knob and mobbing

Andrew: "Oh look, there's this fucking knob again!"
Steve: "Stop knobbing me man, that's not cool..."

by FeelsFatMan July 03, 2016

knobbing

The act of placing a door knob in ones vagina/ass

Also referred to as Christopher Knobbin

Steve: Hey Frank have you seen Jess today?
Frank: Yeah shes at home knobbing right now.
Steve: Oh niiice!

by Franky Fresh March 01, 2008

knob

Similar to the word newb, or newbie. Used in online chats, specifically gaming chat rooms.

Hey, that guy was a total knob.

by Tim Hansen November 27, 2003

Knob

The incorrect way of writing the word "Nob" There is no K when you say it so why waste your time writing it... meaning:
- Penis
- Word used to describe an idiot
- Word used to describe getting jiggy with it (Will Smith style)

Gemma is such a Knob doesn't she realise it would be easier just to spell it Nob!

by PaulFdly November 12, 2010

knob

Someone requiring complete custodial care.

"You're such a knob!!"

by Billy February 04, 2005

Knob

An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear.

Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.

The stupider the better for Knobs.

Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid?

Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.

Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.

by Knob Killer August 10, 2008

knob

A public school name for the art of writing the word Knob on a piece of school property or somebodies prep without them noticing, knobbing has been known to occur at Magdalen College School for boys and at Eton.

Jimmy Knobbed Mr. Nolls Pot Plants.

by Jonny Church March 10, 2003