guac off

using guacamole or crushed avocados as lubricant for masturbation

"Dude, its so hard to guac off when my roommate keeps walking in on me."

by skiddley-doo September 30, 2012

Guac Docking

Inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.

Chad: " I don't know who I banged last night, but I've got some stank dick!!!"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"

by fittyC June 14, 2015

Awk Guac

When something is extremely awkward.

Pronounced "awk" from the work awkward and "guac" from the word guacamole.

Originated in Kansas City

I ran in to my ex today. It was so awk guac.

by tcm1028 October 20, 2010

Guac Hat Gang

A gang centered on guac! Our ultimate mission is to destroy all forms of S*LS* and rule the world! Join us today by going to guchatgang.wordpress.com and shooting us an email!

person 1: I want to join a super fun and awesome cult!
person 2: Have you heard of the Guac Hat Gang? It’s the coolest gang ever!!!!

by Guac Hat Gang October 6, 2021

Guac-my-mole

Can be used to tell someone to fuck off or in a dirty type of way

Random person: “you’re stupid” Me: “Guac-my-mole dude” or. Random person: “what do you wanna do today”. Me: “I want u to guac-my-mole *wink *wink”

by Guacamole lady June 1, 2018

Oh my guac

A phrase to express excitement, surprise or concern.

Oh my guac did you hear about what happened in June 18th?

by JimmyJohntheSoftballer May 2, 2019

Guac on my Cock

When you vomit while giving a blow job.

Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.

by ollux February 6, 2017