lazy winston

to get shit done with little effort

I only needed a C on my final exam so I did a lazy winston and passed the class.

by JZ (aka ZMAN) January 11, 2011

winston

can be a sweet heart when its just you and him, but when hes around a bunch of other people he can be a complete asshole. hes charming, sexy, has a nice body, can almost have any girl he wants, amazing at fucking. can be a total bad ass when he wants to be..or at least he thinks he's a bad ass.

krystal:"damn look at that fine ass winston over there!"

jen:"isnt he an asshole to you though?"

krystal:"only when hes around a lot of other people.."

by krissy jem1 May 4, 2010

Wigston

A cultural black-hole in the centre of England inhabitted by things approaching homo-sapiens. Notorious for its population's inbreeding and disregard for social standards, Wigston has become one of the top 50 'Chav-towns' of the UK. Not unlike some other areas of the UK (such as Scarborough et al.), Wigston's air is composed of very different substances to the rest of the world; at last test, the pot/cigarette smoke level was at 20,000 parts per million, making the air almost unbreathable by all except hardened residents and chavs.

Despite the fact that the majority of Wigston is a God-forsaken hell-hole, there are some isolated pockets of civilisation, such as where 'the writer' lives and Birkenshaw's geography classroom. Other areas whose population's combined IQ is more than 10 include the public library and most of the local dog kenels.

Places to avoid in Wigston include Willow park, Blaby road park (commonly known as 'Down Souf'), McDonalds, Welford road, Little Hill, Guthlaxton college, South Wigston, the Monsell, Oadby road and more-or-less everywhere else.

"Y'all ever go to Wigston?"
"Yeah, went there last week."
"What'cha think?"
"Biggest piece of POC on the planet. I hope it gets nuked. Oh, other than Birkenshaw's domain."
"Woo! Birko!"

A typical Wigston conversation:
"YOO B'LAD!! Yaz wanna go down 'souf and eat some a'dose firecrackaz?"
"Yeah, boi! Soundez badazz!! Shouldz ahh bring Rahi!?"
"Nahh mahn, he'z dah shit..."

by Shatty Fatmas September 25, 2007

Winston Marshall

A very fuckable banjo player

"Mmm mmm mmm! I would so make babies with Winston Marshall"

by mrslady June 28, 2012

south wigston high school

The school is fucking shit and poor with a head mistress who looks like trani who’s sucks clit for side p’s. Most girls there are just scatty and need to fix up fr and the lads are just pussys who act bad and hard when they are just not known tbf. I got told that the examiner man takes gyalldem out of their exams to pound them in the dance studio.

Oh ye no wonder Susan goes to south wigston high school.

by Xooxxooxoxoxooxoxooxx April 19, 2018

winstoned

the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes

Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!

by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017

winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.

the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

by failure33object April 24, 2005