Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
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