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windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
by Chip Control August 23, 2018
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Dirty Windshield Wiper

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.
Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>
by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010
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frosty windshield

things got intense last night, i totally got a frosty windshield
by nickh702 November 3, 2010
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Rusty Wind Chime

A gentlemans shaft after partaking in anal sex, either with a male or female.
'His Penis looks like a rusty wind chime!'
by Diffy Jacobs April 2, 2013
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New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.
by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
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foggy windshield

This occurs when a guy blows his load on a girl who wears glasses' face, and her glasses become difficult to see through as a result.
Her glasses gave her 20/20 vision, until I gave her a foggy windshield.
by phatt wolf December 7, 2004
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Windshield wiper

A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.
Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.
by wschwie March 29, 2016
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