WiLTed

White Lady Tears, WLTs, WiLTs

“She WiLTed when she couldn’t handle being personified with the white dominant status quo.”

by SelkieSnug January 5, 2022

cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.

“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”

by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021

Wilt Theory

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.

It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.

Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."

by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025

wilted

Visionary Somali individual that can be found in servers on Discord, making his presence known.

"Yo wilted skull me"

by psuedolarp August 2, 2025

WILT

Abbreviation of "won't ingest lunch today"

"WILT. That means I won't ingest lunch today, skipped it."
- Ryoshu

by Memimuer March 22, 2023

Wilting Lilly

This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.

Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?

Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.

Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.

Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?

Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.

Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.

See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial

by The Great White Monkey January 18, 2023

Wilting

The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.

Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”

by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024