To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
Get the The Wilted Hornmug. by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019
Get the Wilted flowermug. This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.
Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?
Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.
Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.
Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?
Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.
Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.
See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial
Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.
Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.
Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?
Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.
Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.
See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial
by The Great White Monkey January 18, 2023
Get the Wilting Lillymug. The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.
Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”
by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024
Get the Wiltingmug. by Flokito1 November 15, 2022
Get the Wiltedmug. by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018
Get the Wilted vaginamug. by Memimuer March 22, 2023
Get the WILTmug.