wierd al

A stupid-ass misspelling of the name of the gretest singer of all time, Weird Al

i r teh stoopide likar uv wierd al

by Freak July 30, 2003

Wiiesta

A party centered around the Nintendo Wii gaming system. A combination of the words "Wii" and "Fiesta".

Niko: Dude I totally just got Super Smash Brothers Brawl. We should totally have a Wiiesta!

Steve: Dude, you're so gay.

by Niko Jones March 14, 2008

Hyper wiper

An individual who wipes after deficating in an excessive and compulsive manner. Stems from an episode of The Tyra Show.

Annie wipes til there's nothing left on the toilet paper; what a hyper wiper!!!

by The voltaginator September 5, 2009

wigerian

Reference to the song "I really miss my ni***", some nice white people that want to sing along

I MISS MY WIGERIAN FRIEND

by Muffin potato March 1, 2019

Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.

"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"

by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010

One Wiper

A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).

Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!

by UP 1 March 30, 2008

million wiper

When you wipe and wipe and you just can't seem to get clean. Finally, after using half a roll of toilet paper, three million wet wipes, and washing your bung hole out in the sink, you leave with a sore itchy ass.

my butthole's so hairy I can't eat a jelly donut without getting a million wiper

by genericjasper February 22, 2009