Wicked Witching

The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.

Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West

by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018

Pull a wicked one

To defecate.

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021

Wicked Dragons Beard

A large beard like protrusion of hair from the anus.

Dude, I've got a wicked dragons beard going on down there!

by Lectins Toad September 21, 2009

wicked bumpa

jamaicans say it to women with big asses.

ya mon! dat chick gotta wicked bumpa! And shes sellin weed mon!

by Co-de June 4, 2005

mad wicked

extremely awesome; something that is beyond the basic cool

That dude has mad wicked ninja skills.

by Mecy December 7, 2003

wicked pisser

1. something is awesome (often used as its own sentence, and pronounced: piss-ah)
2. something is extremely difficult (sometimes wicked is dropped)

1. The Sox game last night was wicked pisser.
2. oh, wicked pisser. that sucks.

by Jon22 October 16, 2006

Wicked Slapper

An incredibly large dong. Often causes minor vaginal trauma and intense orgasm.

Jim pounded me with his wicked slapper last night.

by Feathers McGraw May 25, 2010