whomperjawed

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

Whoop Dee Doo

An ironic exclamation of approval or pleasure in an event in which the observer is actually bored or unimpressed.

Him: Hey! If we hurry and get back to my place by eleven, we can still catch The Simpsons!

Her: Whoop Dee Doo!!

by SimpleSpyman March 27, 2008

whoop factor

An expression of disinterest. Usually followed by a number -- the higher the number, the greater the lack of interest -- and, occasionally, a reference to Sulu, the helmsman of the Enterprise.

As this phrase is a reference to the original Star Trek series, it shall be generally understood that 9 represents the highest normal whoop factor. Anything higher indicates an excessive whoop factor -- and, by extension, an extreme lack of interest.

Figure skating on TV? Whoop Factor 9, Sulu!

by refriedwhiskey August 14, 2009

Whomp and Stomp

Bruno Mars' pompadour styled hair. Sometimes called the 'whomp'.

Interviewer: How many products does it take to make the Bruno Mars pompadour?

Bruno: The whomp? I call it the whomp. The whomp and stomp once in a while. It's just a lot of, you know... Margarine is in there, natural fruits and berries, and surprisingly barbecue potato Pop Chips.

Interviewer: NO! Is that the secret?!

Bruno: I promise you!

by MrunoBars December 26, 2011

whompyjawed

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

over whooping

Doing too much or not doing your homework on what you need to do!

You wanna do cardio when it’s already hot outside? You over whooping!

by Tdome2k September 30, 2023

Jesus whoopin'

The Southern Baptist version of karma.

Bill: Remember last week when John dropped his fishing pole in the lake and Frank couldn't stop laughing at him?

Ellen: Haha yeah, then Frank got what was coming to him when he tripped on the dock and fell in the water!

Bill: He sure got a Jesus whoopin'!

by MaryCoal122511 December 29, 2011