we don't need the whistling james

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.

Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

by continual-insanity October 15, 2019

whisping

The art of whisper singing or singing in so low a voice, that it sounds like a whisper

Hey Jen, I hear you whisping Hozier over there... Now I'm whisping it too!

by Txgal March 19, 2015

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

Whisking your puddin'

The act of masturbation by a male.

Whisking your puddin', to wit; "Couldnae get a ride last night at the Student Union. Went hame, watched some porn and whisked ma puddin'. Fuckin' downer man."

by The Earl of Hamilton August 25, 2011

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

wristing

Often found in relationships beteen amputees and amputee fetishers. When a hand has been amputeed and instead of fingering or fisting, the amputee inserts their wrist into an ass or vagina for sexual pleasure.

I'm dating an amputee, but I miss being fisted. But he's so good at wristing!

by anonymous plz December 11, 2008

wristing

like fisting, but deeper

That girl was such a whore, she like to be wristed all night long.

-Dude, Seth, whats that rash all over your wrist?
-I don't know, man, I think I got it from wristing some whore the other night.

by sethsmom6969 April 1, 2009