Virginia Whetzler

a beautiful, lovely, talented, stubborn as hell woman who will always be there for you. Loves to laugh at the stupid things in life. Your best friend but your worst enemy, if you do her wrong. Your future maid of honor. The one you run to when you feel like you are going to cry. The best thing you will never have.

Have you met my friend? She's such a Virginia Whetzler!

by Guitargod1980s February 3, 2010

Wheaton

Out of all the affluent cities in DuPage, Wheaton is where it is at if you got money and "jesus love". More churches per square mile than any other city in america. Recently a law was made so that no more banks are put up, as wheaton is truly a town of churches and banks. Wheaton is a complete bubble. Kids grow up as golden children in a community where nothing seems to go wrong. An average looking house still costs $700,000. Kids at Wheaton High Schools are all mostly and flaunt designer trends and tend to ignore the less wealthy kids, yet like to think they are humble. On the weekends they drink and party at eachothers houses and are usually very secretive about it because if one parent finds out, the whole town will know. North gets a few kids from carol stream as south gets some from warrenville, and you can tell these kids are really not from wheaton and thus do not belong in the wheaton high school. They also refer to the kids in the ESL hallway as "cholos" no matter their ethnicity. Most kids are snobby, while thinking that they are great people- yet many do give back to the community. Everyone knows some of the really churchy peopel are weird. Wheaton kids fit in great with those from Glenbard West and Naperville Centreal, yet do not associate with kids from West Chicago or Glenbard North. Most do not have jobs and focus on athletics and academics, where both Wheaton high schools are elite. Wheaton North High School ranked in the 2007 top .25% of USA high schools. People ignore the nearby Stratford Square Mall in Carol Stream as if it is a junkyard and head to Oakbrook. Kids under 15 years old are not usually allowed by parents to travel to away high school sports games if they are at West Chicago, Glenbard North or West Aurora, because of the threat of getting mugged or shot. Their parents are just as ignorant and snobby as them. Being a christian is just one way as a business man to climb the Wheaton Corporate ladder. Wheaton Public High Schools are more academically elite than the private schools (st. francis & wheaton academy). Like any wheaton parent will say, they chose to live in wheaton to raise their family right. "Wheaton is a lifestyle"

Wheatonite 1: "MTV should make a show about kids in wheaton, im sick of laguna, me and all my friends are all way better looking than those kids"

Wheatonite 2: "Yeah we have better drama, money, and we are way better looking!"

Pastor: "MTV advertises sin!"

by Corey Sante January 9, 2008

WOETO

Abbreviation for Waste Of Eight Transplantable Organs. A description of a person with no redeeming features whatsoever, except that their heart, lungs, liver, kidneys and corneas could be used to benefit other people.

" Gee that guy is such a WOETO"

by dfstuckey December 18, 2005

whett breads

an egg that is fried inside a pre olive oil soaked slice of bread with large quantities of oil

hey anyone in the mood for some whett breads?

by M.Y.S March 14, 2016

Wheaton

Wheaton is a small town commonly referred to as “weedtown” home of the Hicks, druggies, and the quiet kids who appear as school shooters. Ninety percent of the students juul and there’s a fight every other week. Common activities in this town is the following: driving, smoking pot, and road hunting.

Hey man you wanna go to the movies? Nah it’s Wheaton let’s just drive.

by Robins shop class November 25, 2019

wheaton north high school

a place where many memories are made. the weirdest teachers and students you will ever see. half of the kids are furries or cosplayers. every turner you turn your pretty much guaranteed to see a couple of lesbians making out. great pizza though!

wheaton north high school is better than wheaton south😎

by joe mama in my pussy October 14, 2020

Wheaton College

A very selective liberal arts & science college outside of Boston, Massachusetts. Well known for its close student-professor research, small classes and great athletics.

Unique from other liberal arts schools of its quality, Wheaton has fewer required courses and more multi-discipline options. Wheaton has a beautiful ivy-clad campus and is highly regarded for producing many national scholars each year (they've won three Rhodes scholarships in the last five years).

It is a great place to be educated, make life-long friendships and learn how to make an impact in the world.

My four years at Wheaton College were the best of my life.

by Alumnae/i May 30, 2006