Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

wheezed out

when u drank the liquids of the forbiddon fruit and it hits u harder than thor hit zeus with his hammer

bro dennis is so wheezed out bro

by wheezedout August 21, 2019

Wheeze

The collective noun for a group of smokers

Look at that Wheeze over there, they have probably all been smoking since high school.

by FFFarms January 17, 2025

wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022