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weeshna

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Weeshna, pronounced we she na (but faster), is a magnificent creature brought down and possibly created by the mystic and wonderful kim-jung-un many millions of years ago. He was later abandoned and left to fend for himself. He was the third person to ever be made and dated eve for awhile. Many great acheivments that we acredit to chuck norris were accually done by Weeshna such as swimming on land and causing the extinction of the dinosaurs along with the equally feared, but less known cyber yeti. He was also the she-wolf that raised the twin founders of rome, romulus & reamus. Although this part of the legend is not well known, he helped romulus stage a coo against reamus and then ate both of them. The city was originaly named weeshna- ville, but because of PR reasons, was soon renamed rome. That is the last significant role he had in history besides his somewhat important role in the war of 1912. He has been reincarnated several times and harbors the "eye of the lion" an unknown and currently valueless object that connects the physical world with the realm of jim jung un. Not to be confused with the eye of the leon, a much more valued and sought after thing currently in the possesion of katy perry. He is currently in the form of a verticly challenged Asian boy with a love for austrailian girls and stretchy potential projectiles.
Person 1: hi
Person 2: ( punches person one in the face, then proceeds to steal his wallet and take all his clothes.
Person 1: by weeshna, what the weeshna is weeshing wrong with you weeshnay son of a weeshaing weeshna.
Person 2: I am weeshna!
Person 1: oh.
by Blacko jacko September 30, 2013
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weissing

verb past tense of weiss: similar to Tourettes Syndrome, the act of spontaneously bursting into a diatribe against all humanity (or just Democrats) when confronted by social idiocy
"You should have seen this guy weissing this idiot in 7-11 after he tried to bum a dollar for a blunt."
by wonderwomansfatsister April 13, 2014
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Rapid Weight Loss Center

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."
Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."
by Deester July 18, 2007
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Steed weight

The weight a male maintains because it makes women want to mount him
She was attracted to him because he was at his steed weight.
by JBottum May 16, 2013
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Shake Weight

The revolutionary way to teach women how to give proper handjobs.
"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."

"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010
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Victim Weight

A male who is under 200 pounds or 90 kilograms. Generally used to refer to males who could be overpowered and taken advantaged of by other males who are above 200 pounds.

Could also be used as a general statement about a male weighing approximately 140-160 pounds or 60-70 kilograms.
Friend 1: "How much do you weight right now?"
Friend 2: "About 150 pounds."
Friend 1: "Dude, you're victim weight."
by Mem3 October 22, 2023
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get ya weight up

verb: The process of increasing your street crediblity, can be applied to appearance, clothing, reputation, or finacial status.
"How are you goin to let Ronnie punk you like that, you need to get your weight up!"

"You still wearing them played out Boss overalls with the one strap down...Get ya weight up!"
by Sheila and Jennifer September 16, 2005
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