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Hammer Python Weiner

A name for a gigantic penis the size of a fore-arm hailing from the city of lake Elsinore. its Commanly refered to a weiner that has no mercy on its victims and hurts not only your body, but your feelings.
dude he gave that girl the Hammer Python Weiner lastnight
by everyone and there mothers November 30, 2011
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Anthony Weiner

A democratic Congressman who recently resigned. Whatever you do, NEVER FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER OR ELSE...
Recently, I followed Anthony Weiner on Twitter and he sent me a picture of his junk. Now I am scarred for life.
by Mike_Litoris June 27, 2011
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Weiner Blast Beat

A blast beat performed using one's penis in lieu of a drum stick. The penis is usually used to hit the snare drum.
Most deathcore bands are gay and usually employ a weiner blast beat
by Festive_Lotus May 22, 2014
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Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.
Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."
by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015
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weiner crevice

When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).
Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!
by pat and bridget November 29, 2006
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Weigh Anchor

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.
Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."
by PJeigh June 17, 2011
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Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
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