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weekend

The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.

As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.
TZ: Man, I haven’t done a thing all day. All I can think about is this upcoming weekend!
Random Lame Coworker: Dude, its 9:15 Monday morning.. You’ve got a long way to go!
by TZ January 22, 2005
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Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend

A term coined by social media influencer, Vishranth Ramsway, to describe a three day period (a weekend) in which a man sleeps with one of three different women on each day (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).
Bro I can’t believe I just had Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend, and they were all from Hinge!
by notVishranthRamsway March 31, 2023
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o'weener

An o'weener is anyone over eighteen that goes around trick or treating. Parents or guardians escorting their little angels, demons, monsters, etc. are understandable but not adults without kids.
DING DONG, TRICK OR TREAT, door opens and the expected little goblins, witches and ghoulies are not there, instead its an o'weener.
by jpg3 October 16, 2011
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weezer

1. good band
2. kid with asthma
" I love to listen to weezer"
or
"Hey, get weezer's inhaler."
by whscubana November 25, 2003
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Weekend steamer

When you leave a big loaf in the toilet over a weekend
Hey bob, did you catch a wiff of that weekend steamer someone left over the holiday?
by Limpemall August 13, 2016
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black weekend

Having to work on both days of a given weekend.
On q4 call, black weekend comes once a month. Then you go to work again on Monday like nothing happened.
by anon43 September 20, 2009
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Princeton Parents Weekend

A synonym for Halloween made famous on the NBC show 30 Rock by the character Tracy Jordan.
Did you see those two sluts dressed up as a Sexy Nurse and a Sexy Police Officer? I'd like to go to their Princeton Parents Weekend party.
by Grizz and Dot Com November 4, 2009
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