Weak against magic 

Refers to a man or woman of short and portly stature. In many fantasy books movies and games, a dwarf/troll or the like, are highly susceptible to magic spells. An indirect way of calling someone a troll or a dwarf.

That woman is weak against magic. Surely her physical attack is quite strong.

-"So how was your date last night?"
-"Well, he'd be weak against magic, if that tells you anything."

Weak against magic by Gelgalar October 17, 2011

weak nut

When a male ejaculates with no force. Semen only dribbles out of the penis.

1. "Yeah, I came but it was a weak nut."

2. "She gave such bad blow jobs, I could only muster a weak nut."

weak nut by McLoJack January 15, 2009

Weak Mike 

A male in early adulthood who exhibits any the following effeminate behaviors: drinks Zima, watches the Lifetime channel, whines about how mean people are or how cruel the world is, drinks low-fat milk, and gossips about others.

Origin: This definition was inspired by a kid named Mike who once lived in Newbrunswick, NJ while attending Rutgers. He soon realized he was too soft to live in Jersey and subsequently moved to San Francisco, CA

David: Hey Matt! Quit drinking that damn Zima, you Weak Mike. Drink a beer like a real man.

Matt: You're so mean.

Weak Mike by Daniel McClould June 13, 2009

weak stroke game 

When a mans stroke (penis penetration) is just weak and unsatisfactory. In his mind he believes he is the man and continuously asks "Who's pussy is it"... The woman or man will then reply "NOT yours boo" . The sex is worse than watching paint dry....

Girl I let him hit but he has a weak stroke game!

weak stroke game by TooHottyForYourBody November 29, 2013

weak effort

A weak effort can be one of two things
1. Someone who is weak and feable in mind body and soul, someone who cannot stand up for themselves in any way shape or form otherwise sometimes known as a tizzard.
2. A failure when attempting to do something. By failing to succeed in the task this could cause you to be known as a weak effort.

1. someone pathetic walks out their house "what a weak effort"
2. ryan whiteys after a single bong "what a weak effort"

weak effort by waynerooney August 29, 2006

Weak Speak 

Language designed to distance. Use of language which absolves the speaker of any real responsibility. Language used so frequently (these days) by politicians and managers (in business, industry and almost everywhere else).

Call centre:
"Your complaint was actioned last week and if you don't adjust your tone I will be obliged to release the call".

Customer:
Cut the weak speak...just give me a straight answer.

Weak Speak by David Fishel January 7, 2008

Weak Like Milk

Weak like milk is a term derived from the popular internet meme of 2015, "he need some milk". This term however means the person is weak, definetly not strong, and needs to strengthen. This term is worse than calling an american a cunt or a pussy, as it refers to them being so weak, that they were birthed from a cows utter.

Cameron : Yo I heard roy lost an arm wrestly to STACY
Corbin : Yeah, hes weak like milk.

Weak Like Milk by Haardlyy February 1, 2019