BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!
Me:Stop the cap!
BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!
Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!
Me:Stop the cap!
BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!
Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!
by TackyTackyYoy October 9, 2021

A sexual erotic term for describing one's sexual orientation as the penis goes into any orifice of another person's body and then the former person pees inside to create a hot water bottle effect.
This term was used by D. Courtney from the British sitcom "Mind your language" when she was asked by the tea lady about her sex life she says," i prefer a hot water bottle". And this term clears all that she was an adventurous lady with weird fetishes.
by anonymous December 10, 2020

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
by R2E February 28, 2008

Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp
by alilhappything June 28, 2006

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.
by ThePuddin January 11, 2009
