world of warcraft

The most highly addictive game ever played. It will consume your soul and poison your water supply.

I started playing WoW and now I have no life!

by Zelnar (WoW Name) September 14, 2005

wardagang

A fast, mofo and American Pie Soldier. Also known as the next Lebron James and can shoot hoops till his dad pilots them out

Wardagang better get here before bean boy starts the rec championship game

by BEANBOY732 April 16, 2019

Modern Warfare 2

The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.

Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*

by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 18, 2011

world of warcraft

A good fun alternative to life.

Sex, career, friends, money and power. All
of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from World of Warcraft

by Barkley Wite April 5, 2005

Warrant Officer

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.

Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.

by Tryan31 December 28, 2011

Warcraft III

One of the most popular RTS(real time stratagy) games played online. In this game you play as the Orcish Horde, Nightelf, human alliance, or Undead. Has a great campain mode also.

Im gonna log onto warcraft and pwn some noob ass.

by mike b June 11, 2005

World Of Warcraft Disorder

A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It's extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD, get them help as soon as you can. It's transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-Low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.

There is one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do drugs, but instead fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player's inability to leave the chair because of the skin's fusing to the leather.

Joe spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of milk and a windows '96. Upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild case of World Of Warcraft Disorder. His face was found to be full of WOWD - born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.

by WOWD Killed my friend January 16, 2011