The place where everyone goes to get their food, but complains about how small businesses are being shut down Even though everyone goes there. No one shops at small businesses anyway because their prices are ridiculous and they only have food.
some dumb boomer: "Walmart's shutting down all of the local businesses!"
Smart person: "wasn't that you I saw at Walmart yesterday?"
Smart person: "wasn't that you I saw at Walmart yesterday?"
by Boy #34 in your bedroom November 5, 2019
A shitty place that treats it's employees like shit and gives you food poisoning with their popcorn chicken.
by Sniperking64511 March 31, 2022
by Mexican Junp Roper June 3, 2017
by benth May 11, 2008
Walmart is a chain of stores that has super low prices and has everything.
In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.
it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.
oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.
it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.
oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
Mother: I lost my son in Walmart,
Mother's Friend: He was probably abducted into walmart slavery. If he did you wont see him again unless he find a way to escape.
Mother's Friend: He was probably abducted into walmart slavery. If he did you wont see him again unless he find a way to escape.
by reggiyman June 19, 2009
1. A monument to capitalism DO NOT GO THERE COMRADS it will kill you it lives on to bring down the working class
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
by Greatredbird April 19, 2006
A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...
by TheSpectacularOne October 10, 2010