Vladimir

The bestest boy Ely ever met. He's really funny, nice, and lovely If you ever meet him you'll see how funny he is.

Vladimir? I know that guy, he's really funny!

by wyntreaux October 1, 2021

Vladimir

Tall handsome guy with huge dick and heart. Loves animals and is caring.

It's Vladimir.

by Domge November 22, 2021

Vladimirovna

Technically speaking, it means "belonging to Vladimir."

But in common language, it is the middle name of a beautiful Russian girl.

Tania Vladimirovna Georgievna is such a pretty, pretty girl.

by The Oedipus Complex February 26, 2009

Vladimir Kozlov

One scary fuckin' Russian

Amanda: HOLY FUCK A FUCKIN' RUSSIAN!
Tim:He's really Ukranian
*Vladimir Kozlov breaks Tim's neck*
Amanda: Dude, No he's not

by duderntooter December 22, 2008

A Vladimir

This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"

Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"

by PhallusSpatha April 15, 2021

Vladimir Putin

A dictator who wants world domination just like Adolf Hitler. Even though he is losing the war he had taken out many poor soles. The only thing I have to say to Putin is to kill yourself in a bunker!

Person: Hey who’s Vladimir Putin?
Me: An evil dictator who is hurting Ukraine.

by TheAnonymousHuman March 8, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A jackass who thinks it's ok to attack an innocent country.

Do you know who Vladimir Putin is?

Isn't it that jackass who attacked Ukraine.

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter April 5, 2022