Troll Virus

1) A non-life threatening ailment, similar to a cold, that infects your body. It does not hurt you enough to make you miserable, but just enough to piss you off. Little trollfaces swim through your veins and inject RAEG into your cells. They then explode to create more troll faces in bursts of "LOL U MAD?". It is easy to get rid of, but impossible to ignore.

2) When a swarm of trolls target a specific forum board or chat room and bombard it with messages.

3) A virtual ailment that affects the user by making them have the constant urge to troll people. Whether it be trolling stupid people or even other trolls, everyone could be your target. This disease is impossible to get rid of, but there are many so-called "remedies". It is believed to have first spread in 4chan, but its real origins are unknown.

I got the Troll Virus, dude. I needed to yell at someone.

by Bobbington McBobberson III December 14, 2010

Orange Virus

A virus that usually is a precursor for Covid-19 Virus.
You can’t think intelligently, You wear Stupid Red Hats, You don’t ever wear mask, you believe everything Trump says

You ain’t going to the Trump rally, you’ll catch the orange virus.
You know Supporters of #DPOTUS that attend Super Spreader Events/ Rally’s that don’t Social distance, wear masks or wash/disinfect their hands catch it.
DPOTUS Is the epicenter of this super spreader event. That’s why he’s

#DumbassPresidentOfTheUnitedStates

by Yuri Shatski October 16, 2020

Ebola virus

A fat woman who spreads gossip like a virus.

Paul: Did you hear about the Ebola virus?
Mike: no?
Paul: She's spreading.

by Bartender4u August 3, 2010

The Incendian Virus

A virus that killed countless people in the Eight Less War, where many people where killed. It is unknown how the deaths occurred, but experts suspect the cause is brain damage.

Person 1: Nah bruh I just caught the Incendian Virus
Person 2: L bozo

by petmypoint May 31, 2022

Ebola Virus

A Fucking nasty virus with no cure that liquifies your internal organs and makes blood come out of your: eyes, nose, ears, mouth, penis/vagina, anus.

That poor kid has ebola, I dont wanna be around when he dies it will be nasty.

by Kierz August 11, 2005

bone-a-virus

A virus that may be contracted during a pandemic quarantine by healthy sexually active people

Hey did you hear about BB and Tiny? They were quarantined together and came down with bone-a-virus.

by BBHawks69 March 24, 2020

Yakka Virus

The mindset developed to sit at home everyday, due to the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic.

Man1: Wanna come down today so we can catch up?
Man2: Nope, I'm busy. Also, have been contracted with the Yakka Virus.

by RampantFax January 24, 2022