Viola

The Viola is the second highest instrument in the string orchestra, and it is bigger than a violin. Although, it is often mistakenly thought as a violin. The strings from highest to lowest, are A4, D4, G3, and C3. It is also tuned in fifths, and reads Alto clef.

“Woah, is that a violin?”
*Violist smacks person.*
“No you idiot, it’s a viola.”

by AShortDoubleBassist December 25, 2019

violent affection

Toxic Narcissism, Narcissistic Personality Disorder. An inflated sense of self importance and extreme egocentric behavior that asphyxiates anyone who gets too close.

Believing that you're better than others

Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness

Exaggerating your achievements or talents

Expecting constant praise and admiration

Believing that you're special and acting accordingly

Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings

Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans

Taking advantage of others

Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior

Being jealous of others

Believing that others are jealous of you

Trouble keeping healthy relationships

Setting unrealistic goals

Being easily hurt and rejected

Having a fragile self-esteem

Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional

And such men, when they have a violent affection to themselves, choose neither to eat nor to sleep rather than to perfect the things which they care for but are incapable of caring about anyone else.

by la belle June 12, 2011

Extremely Violent Shitting

When your asshole gets so blocked that when you finally shit, it burns the mother fucking shit out of it, it jets out with the same force as a small Malaysian child being crushed by a 40 story building, it ends up breaking your toilet and then when you stand up, shivering from what came out of you, blood starts to stream from your anus, down your leg and onto the floor, you start crying as your mum runs in telling you, your grandmother was hit by a semi-truck, with just you crying on the floor in a puddle of blood while a black hole of shit sits in the toilet.

So my Doctor told me to avoid heroin as it can give me Extremely Violent Shitting

by p.lane388141 September 5, 2019

violin

A four-stringed instrument with two "f holes" cut into the top to release the sound. Used to play or accompany a wide variety of music, from classical to techno, and even rock.

I play the violin.

by Kristen August 10, 2003

Violina

All the finer things of life and beauties of nature are an inspiration to you and you are attracted to the mysteries of nature.

Difficulty in expression results in your being too positive, blunt, and candid in speech and although you are easily offended by others, you do not show it.

You crave affection and understanding, but rarely find it as others do not understand you and accuse you of being cool and aloof.

The average person would never realize the true depth of your nature.
Although the name Violina creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others.

Hey Violina! come here!!

-Can you lend me a violin..

by B.W. December 6, 2012

Violet

Violet is an overall amazing person. She has high hopes and loves to be loved. She may make some mistakes here and there, but she will straighten them out eventually. She is kind, honest, loving, beautiful, and funny. Her big blue eyes will make your heart stop. She has the perfect little nose and gorgeous flowing hair. If you ever get Violet to fall in love with you, don't let her go. She's perfect.

Person 1: I think I love Violet
Person 2: Does she love you?
Person 1: I hope so.

Person 2: Don't ever let her go, mate

by inlovewithacolor November 20, 2014

Violist

Someone who was told by there orchestra teacher to switch to a viola because there were not enough players.

Violinist:Bro look at that violist in the practice room
Bassist:yikes it looks like he's trying to gut a salmon

by OrchBassist February 27, 2019