viking

a hairy man that does shrooms in the woods.

1."Dude. See that guy camping the next site over."
2."Yeah."
1."Dude. Hes a Viking or some shit. He was acting crazy."

by Matt Fox February 28, 2005

Vike

A scrub who is a beyond clueless for a standard person or very irritating.

-Yo why is this vike at the party?
-I don’t know man you heard that he didn’t know stacy was hitting on him right?
-Man what a fucking vike!

by TheCanto June 14, 2018

viking

Paintball Marker designed by the great Aaron K Alexander, the best open bolt marker ever.

Is that ugly thing a viking?
*shoots him at 23 bps debounce 1*

by Graz May 17, 2005

Vike

To use in place of the word, "Fuck".
and/or
To put emphasis on the word, "Fuck".

What the Vike?

I'm so Viking excited for this party!

by Viking Betch June 22, 2009

VIKING

Similar in concept to a weeaboo and equally lame, only with bad tattoos and focused on Nordic culture 1,000 years in the past...

I'm a Viking....

No you're not, there haven't been any Vikings for 1,000 years... you just like to drink and are kinda stupid.....

by Coyote sasquatch May 16, 2016

Viking

A player of the card game "Magic, The Gathering" who not only is in their 30's and at home with they're parents but continues to go to lan centers and challenges little kids to battles.

Usually large, Nordic looking, and have long stragley beards.

Tom spent 400 bucks on magic cards. He is a fucking viking!

by Nick December 21, 2004

viking

A straight acting gay man, butch, awesome at sports and gets along with straight guys

Dude 1: That new guy is really cool!
Dude 2: You know he is viking, right?
Dude 1: No way! He is the coolest fag I've ever met!

by Chelsea~ January 10, 2006