verbocrity

possessing only a mediocre, ordinary, or inferior ability to express something in words.

written or spoken words devoid of emotion or style.

Her verbocrity was mind numbing, so I quit reading her Facebook messages.

by laura thomas October 24, 2008

Verbodium

n. A treatment for verbal diarrhea. Typically, verbodium takes the simple and effective form of a hand firmly pressed over the sufferer's mouth. In rare cases, when the verbiage flows loosely and continuously for extended periods without pause, verbodium can take more drastic forms, such as a slap to the face, dunking the head in a toilet bowl, or horse tranquilizers. Natural forms of verbodium often are preexisting conditions, such as muteness, certain aphasia, and narcolepsy.

Brent was just going on and on and on about how amazing his new accounting job is. It seemed like we was breathing through gills, we just couldn't break in. So, we gave him a double dose of verbodium: Noah slapped him hard across the face while George stuck him in the thigh with a bear sedating dart. It was intense, but peace reigned once again.

by akaats August 19, 2010

verbatimist

A person who constantly takes things verbatim. A person who does not understand figurative speech.

Hey go fuck yourself yourself. I only do that in the shower. It's an insult you verbatimist.

by Bob Follett November 14, 2010

verbitude

The act of using fancy words for the sake of using fancy words or to impress someone

Person 1: "how's it hanging?"
Person 2: "Positively stupendous! inexplicably fantabulous!"
Person 1: "Dude, you are way overdoing it with the Verbitude"

by the balloon advocate April 11, 2017

Verbos

Making a sentence more complicated and in some cases, more grammatically correct than its previous iteration.

An example of Verbos:
Gotta Go Fast.
I have got to go at a high speed.
I feel an indescribable urge to traverse at a velocity exceeding the norm.

by KingFuff May 24, 2018

verbatt

Smart bastard. Knows some shit. Can't go wrong with a Verbatt in your life.

Man1: "I just became friends with Verbatt."
Man2: "Dude, that's the best news ever.

by Lotty Da February 9, 2021

verbone

to be in the most clear and unclear way of using a word to make some you think you are saying something when you are saying nothing.

I am being very verbone when I verbone the telemarketer.

by Clasey August 22, 2008