Ventricular Fibrillation

Ventricular fibrillation is a heart rhythm problem that occurs when the heart beats with rapid, erratic electrical impulses. This causes pumping chambers in your heart (the ventricles) to quiver uselessly, instead of pumping blood. The remedy of this is Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR, which is 30 chest pumps, 2 breaths, defibrillation, adrenaline, repeat)

Surgeon: "The patient in room 0713 is in ventricular fibrillation, we need a defibrillation kit and some adrenaline stat!"

Resuscitator: "Alright, I'm on my way!"

by ChrisTheHeartGuy August 9, 2019

Venturio

A very black skinny athletic man that likes to play on girls. Most people don't like him because he is a bad and annoying.

I hate him, he is such a venturio

by Fritzevan October 29, 2019

ventiii.thebard

Literally the sweetest person ever!! I really love them and they are my all time favorite rp account! Also there super funny but they keep rick rolling me and its making me sad

"hey do you know ventiii.thebard on tik tok?"

"Yeah!! There really funny but eat glue sticks and im worried"

"GLUE STICKS?!??!?!"

by scaraslvt July 12, 2021

The Ventriloquist

While a male in the seated position has a female assume the "reverse cowgirl". As the female subject approaches insertion position the male launches his fist into her anus. While the female subject is screaming lean off to the side and silently mimic the open mouth of the female subject. Calling the female a "dummy" directly after is a bonus. Needs to be seen by at least one other individual or recorded for it to count.

I pulled the out "the ventriloquist" on her last night, I don't think she'll be calling anytime soon, unless it's about the goddam urgent are bill.

by Jmo33 August 26, 2014

ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

by Gary N. September 8, 2007

Ventrilofartist

An individual with an ability to manipulat airflow; specifically fart flow so that the smell physically shows up several feet away. Often you know they're the performer but you're left wondering how they did it.

Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.

Ryan is a ventrilofartist. Ryan has the ability to fart in his cubicle and have the smell show up in Duncan's cubicle which is two cubicles over.

"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.

by labpro3 October 19, 2009

ventoria

Beautiful, caring, sexy, and a great mom and wife to her family. She always keeps it real, no matter if it hurts ur feelings.

Ventoria is sweet.
Ventoria loves her family.
Ventoria will keep it real.

by Cool girl ni March 14, 2017