a highly mobile, agile and shifty ass fupa with extremely sharp claws.they are most commonly found in areas which contain a large concentration of yuppie middle age women with fupas that happen to work out alot.
beware. these fupa's are crafty.
beware. these fupa's are crafty.
i was walking home yesterday and I fuckin got chased by a velocofupa....it crept up outta the high grass
by Elwood Lane December 24, 2007
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Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.
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A velominatus is a cycling disciple of the highest order. We spend our days pouring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
by velominati April 8, 2010
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by Mike Hawkslong November 7, 2011
Get the velocifaptor mug.Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!
by Netherlipz July 14, 2009
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I first became a velocilover when I watched the raptors from Jurassic Park chase the two children around the kitchen.
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