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Velcuz

haHAA velcuz is an unfunny finnish leech.
*velcuz types in any chat* chat: haHAA @velcuz
by haHAA123 February 9, 2023
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Velcro Smuggler

A woman with an unshaved pussy.
Sam needs to shave her cooch, fuckin Velcro Smuggler.
by SneakySneakyNinja January 18, 2006
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Velcrotch

A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.

This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.

Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.
by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010
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sexual velcro

pubic hair, which during either girl-on-girl or dude-on-chick, is linked together like velcro. sexually.
I unzipped my pants and my sexual velcro got snagged in the process
by Anjroo Tomiss October 25, 2007
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Velcro Head

Used to describe a black male, because when their hair is cut short it works like velcro (how else could TI wear his touque like that)
There are a lot of velcro heads in the NBA.
by DTrain87 April 22, 2007
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vulch

In the context of an online flight simulator: To shoot and kill a plane attempting to take off on the runway.

This was likely derived from players circling an enemy airfield like vulchers once anti-aircraft defences were destroyed.

This can ultimately be considered the "original" online gaming slang definition, owing its roots to the very first graphicly based massively multiplayer online game, Air Warrior in the late 1980's.
I tried to take off but they vulched me!
by "Murdr" September 23, 2008
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Vilch

One who loses everything possible, falls asleep at parties, and overall acts a fool while under the influence of anything.
what a vilch bro..
by pacs650 May 19, 2011
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