Turn Vault

A Parkour movement in which the traceur plants his hands on a rail or obstacle and leaps over it, turning his body 180 degrees to end up in a reversed hanging position.

This move can be used to slow down before attempting a large drop or cat leap.

Good Tutorial of a Turn Vault by Ozzi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=965PnBre_SA

by dick traceur August 18, 2008

pole vault

The best track and field event with the hottest girls. You run down a runway towards a planting box and pads with a fiberglass or carbon pole which you use to vault over a bar supported by adjustable standards. Sergey Bubka holds the world record at 6.15m (over 20 feet)

Pole vault is expensive. It takes a good plant to get high.

by bayvaulter510 September 10, 2006

fur vault

(n) a lesbian bar

"Beth met Cam at the local fur vault; they have been together ever since."

"That fur vault on Butler Street sure has an eclectic selection of crazy dykes."

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

pole vault

A sport in which you run with a fiberglass or carbon fiber pole, and then use it to jump over a bar at high heights. Normally, most pole vaulting chicks are really hot, which is why i pole vault.

Guy 1: Did you see that hot pole vaulter girl?

Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her!

Guy 1: Rockin'!!!

by suckaaaaaaaaa June 7, 2005

German Pole vault

The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).

The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.

Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.

by schubes66 October 13, 2011

Halt Vault

An area of the brain a male may access when he needs to decrease arousal in order prolong sexual intercourse. The opposing section of the brain to the Wank Bank

Her: Don't stop, don't stop!!
Him: Hang on, I'll just access some pictures of my naked mother from the halt vault."

by jackyboy howe April 2, 2017

flesh vault

A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.

Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020