varesh

Varesh is the hottest man on earth. He is smart, good looking, sexy, funny, humble and kind. Words can't describe how awesome he is.

If you are a Varesh, you are a god

by John Donkeygong November 17, 2017

varish

a nice person who will put up with anyone. they protect their loved ones, and stand up to the people who push and shove to make people scared of them. usually has dark brown hair, and a bright personality. people who know a varish, or are friends with a varish are lucky.

"Hi varish."

"Hey. are you okay?"
"No. someone stole all of my stuff in the cafeteria>"
"Who are they? i will get you your stuff back, and make them apologize. "

by Jeanie B. May 10, 2018

varts

(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.

I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"

by Felix Appleby September 17, 2008

vacrust

The crust that resides in a vagina that has not been taken care of hygienically.

Very similar to crust underneath your eyes, but in your vagina.

Dude, Elizabeth is so dirty, she's got so much vacrust buildup.

by Ayatollah Kharimi March 25, 2009

varshnie

A total scrublord who is a total sadist

VARSHNIE HATES EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE,EXCEPT SPACE,AND GIDEON,HE IS A VERY COOL GUY, WHO MURDERS TWO GRIZZLY BEARS A YEAR, AND ANTONIO,HE MAKES THE BEST TACOS,AND BURRITO,AND HE BUYS DUNKIN DONUTS

by KODAKIANPHOENIX October 21, 2015

varsity sperm

the first shot of semen that goes farther than all the rest

I hit her in the eye with some varsity sperm from all the way across the room!

by soho January 29, 2005

vagussy

A term linking the words pussy and vagina together. Used as a derogatory term you call your friend when he's being an absolute wuss and calling him a pussy or a vagina just will not do.

Chadd is cooking his girlfriend some dinner instead of meeting us out for a beer, what a vagussy, he needs to grow a pair.

by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008