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Vacasturbation

A vacation in which all you do is masturbate.
Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."
by Jarredshere February 27, 2011
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valay

A guy who has a charm which girls can't resist, knows ups and downs of stock market, loves Mercedes and is born lucky.
Dave : my friend Ron is Valay he Wins lottery everyrime, I envy him
by Another Raval July 24, 2018
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valah

One of several Slavic and Germanic words used to describe the Romanian, Aromanian, Istro-Romanian, Timoc (Timok) Vlachs, and Megleno-Romanian people...
Used as Vlach, Vlah, Valah, Valach, Olah, Voloh, Voloch, Woloch, Walach...
Originally referring to Latin Speakers and specifically the Latin speaking shepherds of the Balkans, who became the modern day Romanians.
the region of Wallachia (Walachia) - as said in English is part of Romania, known in the past and Romanian as both "Valahia" & "Teara Rumaneasca" (old Romanian for "Tara Romaneasca")- meaning The Romanian Land...
by LucaV March 11, 2008
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Vacasian

Noun

Also known as an Asian Vacation.

An extended Asian Party where several families will travel to a random vacation spot together. Each parent is armed with his/her own Nikon for extreme photo-taking, and will insist on taking group photos far too often, obstructing the paths of nearby non-tourists. Popular destinations are NYC, Cancun, Las Vegas, and Ivy League schools, but be prepared to run into a Vacasian group wherever you may be. Group size can range anywhere from 2 to 60+ families. Common Asian Party activities may still occur, such as card-playing and sunflower-seed eating. Asian kids may bring along their homework as to not fall behind the class valedictorian.
White friend A: hey what're you guys doing for break?
White friend B: not much, probably just going to visit my grandparents
Asian kid: giant Vacasian to San Francisco. Gonna have to bring my AP Calculus CD book to study for our next test though..
by Hola bologna January 2, 2013
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Valability

To make a non-comprehensible flat file system scale in an enterprise environment.
You have 2 weeks on the Valability project

You must make it Vale!
by Joan the Tub September 14, 2008
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Vacasturbation

Spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this fucking bullshit.
The only thing I can afford right now is a vacasturbation.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.

We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that.
by Lunch Mouth December 2, 2011
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Valarie

valarie it really hot
by xxsegssze May 1, 2021
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