vagislation

the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.

i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .

by Bill Evans August 10, 2010

vagisilence

An extremely contagious disease that occurs when a man ignores his friends' phone calls and text messages because a vagina is within 3 feet of his penis.

Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.

In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.

The Thread

Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."

Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."

Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."

... 3 weeks later...

Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"

by Vagisilence creator April 20, 2016

vaisnavee

Awesome awesome awesome! Sometimes prone to incredible wierdness but almost scarily lovable! Funniest person alive.

wo-ow, you're such a vaisnavee
#sweet#lovable#humourous#funny#smart

by vaisnavee April 24, 2018

vaishnavi k

Vaishnavi k is prbly a Sagittarius or a Virgo ,leo.....she is caring ,loving and loves pets .....extremely intelligent ,lazy ,short tempered

Hey she is such a Vaishnavi k ,she is short tempered

by Harish October 28, 2021

Vaishvat

Vaishvat is someone who cares and takes care of anyone who he or she loves. Vaishvat’s have big goals in life, which they achieve. No one is more important to them then who they love.

Vaishvats are very loving people

by Dehshat August 16, 2021

Vaishnali

If you are her friend she will follow you around anywhere you go!
Words to describe her- really HELPFUL, kind, annoying and sooo disturbing- don't forget chatty!
If you wanna cool friend get vaishnali as yours!

Hey whats your name?
names vaishnali
( both start talking and talking
vaishnali- follows you everywhere!

by sharon-some girl May 17, 2022

He Vaish

A humorous misspelling of the word 'Vanish' which was created during a game of Patently Stupid.

Problem: "I find (Simpsons Enjoyer) incredibly annoying!"
Title: "Say the Simpson bad"
Tagline: "He vaish"

by InvalidSE April 7, 2022