Anakin vs. Vader

You're a dumbass who doesn't know they're the same person.

Guy 1: Hey, remember the Anakin and Vader fight?
Guy 2: Uhh... What?
Guy 1: The Anakin vs. Vader fight, dude.
Guy 2: Umm... You do know it is the LUKE vs. Vader fight, right?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Nevermind.

by Jotaro Rintaro December 15, 2019

Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Vaseline

The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.

Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.

by VaselineenilesaV January 9, 2019

Dark Vader

What a redneck calls Darth Vader due to his/her limited vocabulary.

On "Valantimes" day, Bobby Earl come over and fixed my "chimley". Then we snorted sum "oxycottons" and watched that movie with "Dark Vader". I think it's called "Star Track"

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

darth vader

The coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the...what? Padme?


*dramatic pause*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Darth Vader is cool, but uh...just don't talk about Padme...

by Cheesebadger July 15, 2005

varela

the coolest name to have, people with this name pwn everyone.

varela, you are tyte.

by Varela December 15, 2008

No Vaseline

Being screwed over in a really bad way by another person or organisation

Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service

Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.

Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.

by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019