upstairs

Female dominant position resulting in loud coital noises due to intensified orgasms.

Heather's neighbor's could hear her, because she was upstairs.

by Cunning_Stunt December 2, 2009

Upstander

Someone who stands up for a victim while they are being bullied.

You are at the playground and someone comes over and starts to trash talk about you. There are a crowd of bystanders but no one will help you stand up to the bully. The one person who does stand up will you to the bully is the upstander.

by Chevellechris April 15, 2014

Upstate

Zip Codes starting with 12, 13, or 14

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.

My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.

by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012

uptard

(тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):

a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.

boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?

girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.

boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.

Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?

boy: no.

by Sexydimma February 16, 2013

Uttar Pradesh

Uttar Pradesh is a state in Northern India with over 200 million population. It is the most populous state of India.

I am going to Uttar Pradesh, the GTA server of India.

by SumitDevilal February 27, 2022

upstate

Jail. The same thing as up north. Comes from New York, where thug niggaz get sent to the penitentiary upstate of the city.

After the boys upstate get to you, your shit will probably double in diameter.

by Nick D January 13, 2004