Upstate

Zip Codes starting with 12, 13, or 14

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.

My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.

by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012

upstate

Jail. The same thing as up north. Comes from New York, where thug niggaz get sent to the penitentiary upstate of the city.

After the boys upstate get to you, your shit will probably double in diameter.

by Nick D January 13, 2004

upstate

Downstate as defined by the New York State Dept of Tourism:

Westchester, Rockland, Orange, Putnam, and Southern Dutchess Counties.

Includes: City of Rye, Peekskill, Newburgh, Middletown, Beacon, Port Jervis, Yonkers, Mount Vernon, White Plains, ect.


So anything north of Poughkeepsie basically, like Ulster and Columbia counties.

Were ya from:

"Downstate NY"

by Finch31 May 6, 2005

Someone upstairs

Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.

"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Upstate New York

The use of this term varies by region.

- NYC + LI: North of the Tappan Zee Bridge.*
- Westchester: North of Westchester.
- Lower Hudson Valley (Rockland, Putnam, etc.): North of Poughkeepsie.
- Albany: North of Albany

* Some people from these areas consider anything North of the Bronx to be upstate. However, (for NYC) they probably have never left their borough, or (for LI) they're jealous because Westchester is essentially a superior version of Nassau County.

All that aside, the technical definition of Upstate New York, as defined by the New York State Department of Tourism, is anything North of southern Dutchess County.

Person from Jericho: "914? So you're from Upstate?"
Person from Scarsdale: "Seriously? I'm closer to Manhattan than you are. Everyone knows that Upstate New York begins above Westchester."
Person from Poughkeepsie: "Hey, I'm not upstate. The Metro-North still reaches me, so that makes me part of the metro area."
Person from Albany: "This is the real upstate."
Person from Buffalo: "I live in Western New York."
Person from Binghamton: "Westchester, is that on Long Island?"
Person from Buffalo: "Chicken Wings."

by westchesta May 20, 2009

unstable creature

Bitch

your an unstable creature, i ain't even gonna say bitch. I'm gonna say unstable creature

by G July 5, 2003