smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'

A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog

by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024

Updog

What you always smell every once in a while. Also known for being extremely unfunny.

Jimmy: It smells like updog in here.
Mark: What's updog?
Jimmy: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Mark: Har har har.

by AshtyBoi August 12, 2021

Updog

Somebodies status or ranking.

My boy Joey is way more updog status then Jayden.

by Samygzz February 5, 2023

Updog

Updog is a joke like Ligma or Bofa in which one person would ask for updog or ask if they know what updog is and the receiver will reply with ("What's updog?") and will be utterly disappointed when they fell for that obvious joke.

Guy: I came on this website to find out what Updog is and it won't even tell me...

by BiggieOunce February 15, 2019

Hi Updog?

The real meaning behind the acronym HU. Seeing that updog is a very busy guy and not many people get to meet him asking to say hello to him is a big ask.

“HU?”

“Oh my goodness, is Updog really available to say hello?”
“Why else would I ask Hi Updog?”

by ligma updog October 2, 2018

Updog

Asking your foreign gf to put her hand up your ass.

"Can you pass me the updog?"
"You want me to put my hand in your ass?"

by Bobby Lee Buckets January 11, 2023

Updog

It's a metacombolical systematic package pseudo-engineering phostProject. Which is nothing much. Sup wit you?

Person 1: How did you get your PC to go so fast?
Person 2: Oh, I enabled Updog.
Person 1: what's updog?
Person 2: nothing, really.

by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024