Unicorn Bird Goat

It's unicorn a bird and a goat
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It's like a goat but magical with wings and a horn
It's really amazing honestly

person a: "What was that?"
person b: "It was a Unicorn Bird Goat!"

by BingBong13 January 10, 2021

Unicern

A "unicern" is typicly defined as a disabled unicorn, usually one with a shorter horn. Sometimes its a unicorn that has limited magic etc.

The unicern was having trouble getting their magic to work correctly.

by shadowsoup August 27, 2021

enchanted unicorn

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.

"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.

by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011

columbian unicorn

The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.

Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.

by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014

Roof Unicorn

A roof unicorn refers to a man with a shovel in his pants (giant penis).

Example 1:

We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!

Example 2:

Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.

by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020

Invisible Pink Unicorn

A supernatural creature whose existence can not be demonstrated, but for which certain facts are nevertheless asserted (if it's invisible, how do you know it's pink?).

Apparently orginating on the alt.athiest usenet group as a way to either argue the existence of God with non-athiests without getting personal, or mock them relentlessly. Sometimes shortened to IPU.

We know the Invisible Pink Unicorn exists, because no matter how hard hard we look we can't see her.

by irzebra March 19, 2004

dirty unicorn

The act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. Then you seduce your best friends wife while watching Phil Collins' masterwork, the last unicorn. During fellatio you begin the act by violently cumming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. Just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream THUNDER CATS HOOOOEEEE!! All of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.

Dude I totally gave Jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves Phil Collins! Did I make a mistake?

by The handler December 9, 2014