A girl who jumps on every guys dick she knows under water like in a pool, their for she is a whore or slag that enjoys many partners UNDER WATER. Dam Kangaroos.
by wutwut631 November 8, 2009
Get the underwater kangaroo mug.A wedgie that is not caused by the pants, but by a thong or other related woman's underwear that is shoved slightly up the vagina. It is uncomfortable and looks similar to the naked eye as having a wedgie or camel-toe. However, it is a lot more uncomfortable and unsettling to a woman.
1. A camel toe gone extremely wrong to the point where the underwear is shoved way past the point where it should be causing an underwedgie.
2. Similar to the nuclear wedgie (for a man) only done to a woman it is called the underwedgie.
2. Similar to the nuclear wedgie (for a man) only done to a woman it is called the underwedgie.
by The Underwedgie December 26, 2010
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A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."
Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.
Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!
Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!
by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012
Get the underwater swimming mug.A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.
Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!
by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017
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Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"
by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022
Get the Underwater Hygienist mug.I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 30, 2009
Get the underwater cave diving mug.Inappropriately appropriated gratification; ill-gotten getting off. Derived from underwear, that being the usual location of the pleasure derived from underwarez, and warez.
That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.
That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.
Not with your sister, you jerk! That's underwarez!
Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!
Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!
Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!
Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!
by FridgeRaider December 29, 2006
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