underpenis

the part of the penal shaft below the nutious bagious just forward of the taint. usually useful only during the time a semi or during a full stiffy

I awoke pleasantly by my playmate lightly scratching my underpenis turning my morning semi into a full hard-onwhich I proceeded to fu.......ect....ect........ until the three stooges came on

by the mac al March 9, 2006

Underpants Gnome Syndrome

A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.

Demonstrators protesting against nuclear power but not considering how they will pay the ever increasing cost of power derived from the diminishing fossil fuel supply suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.

by brightstar555 August 11, 2010

Undercunterated

When you underestimate how much of a cunt someone is

Wow, I undercunterated her!

How did you undercunterate that bitch?!

by Daker June 16, 2015

Underpuss

The slight sliver of a woman's private parts that shows when she bends over in front of you naked.

I love it when I hit it from the back and I get that initial glimpse of underpuss.

by ec31 June 27, 2016

Undercunt

To say something in a way that is very rude without being directly rude. Usually done by a woman, but not restricted to women.

Connie, the property manager, spoke to me with a lot of undercunt when I politely asked her why she hadn't cashed my check two weeks after giving it to her.

by Twasterkaffen July 6, 2017

underfunk

The underlying scent/fragrance experienced when using one's sense of smell. Most commonly used when referring to cannabis. See InTERPretasting (instagram)

This dank smells like gas with an underfunk of cheese.

by badmsbailey October 1, 2019

infallible underpants

A phrase mocking any token or procedure the possession or performance of which invests a person with arbitrary authority.

It's a nod to the specific criteria necessary for the Pope to be said to be exercising Papal Infallibility -- and so be speaking for God. Without fulfilling the criteria he's just a man in a funny hat and can be as wrong any anyone else.

"I don't need to look it up. I'm wearing my infallible underpants."

"For Christ's sake Bob, you've a clipboard not infallible underpants."

by jamiebabe August 14, 2015