umm sa'ad 

trauma wrapped up into a tiny, 4'10 package. wrinkly in texture yet completely traumatizing

'I can show you the umm sa'ad.' -Aladdin
'That a ping-spoofing umm sa'ad' -Yash
'You're an umm sa'ad sandwich (offensive/derogrgatory)' -Gordon ramseyey

umm sa'ad by the yuutie May 12, 2022

Umm pay me Umm 

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Person 343: Umm pay me Umm

Umm pay me Umm by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait 

i kinda forgot what to put... umm its something funny but uhh... hm. this is tricky. i know it but its kinda hard.. uhm... uhh.

uhh. i forgot the example. uhh i think it was guy1 saying something.. well, its probably nothing... but like umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

fuckin' umm 

A connecting phrase meant to join a sentence together after a pause for thought process. Similar to "umm."

Did you guys see that... fuckin' umm.. south park episode last night?

fuckin' umm by Sleazy October 26, 2007

The-Umm-Uhh 

A filler phrase used by pretentious twits in an attempt to increase the amount of time they can hear their own voice. Only used by the most self-important of people with feigned intelligence.

Well, according to the-umm-uhh hypothesis presented in my superior argument, the interstitial atonality of my voice is umm-uhh extremely irritating. Presently, I should um-uhh terminate my life force after realizing I'm a fucking idiot.

The-Umm-Uhh by DreamyCream December 13, 2006

what? oh, umm...yeah...sure. 

what you say when you werent listening to or dont understand or dont know how to answer the question asked OR when the answer is complicated and you dont feel like explaining it or when you have no straight-foward answer.

1) Wife: "Honey, what do you want for dinner?"
Husband: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

2) 6th grader: "Dad, if 3 Xes equal 9 Zs, then how many Xs equal 1 Y?"
Dad: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

3) Girlfriend: "Aren't these shoes just perfect?"
Boyfriend: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

4) Obama supporter: "Did you vote for Obama? Why or why not?"
Mcain supporter: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

5) Gay person: "What is your position on gay marrige?"
Straight person with gay family: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

what? oh, umm...yeah...sure. by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$ September 21, 2009

but umm .... tssss 

When a friend or co-worker is stalling for thought during conversation with "but ummmmm", it is completed by the other person with "tsssss"

First used by Joey and Ana at St. Peter

but umm .... tssss

Co-worker 1: I went to Miami last week and had a great time, but umm ....

Co-worker 2: tssssssss

but umm .... tssss by joey88 January 12, 2017