Tyson Jay Ritter

Lead singer of The All-American Rejects hottest mother fucker you'll ever see in your life

Tyson Jay Ritter is the pure breed of sexyness.

by Mrs.TyRitter October 15, 2006

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Tyson Ritter

OH MY GOD!!! Tyson Ritter is one of the hottest guys everrr, he so sweet, gives AMAZING hugs and is one on the best lead singers in the world. He also cares a lot about his fans (especially the die hard fans) he'll stop to take at least one last pic with his truest fan (ME :p) before he goes to sound check, but all together hes a lovely, hot piece of man candy that anyone wishes they could be with ;)

Tyson Ritter is one fine piece of man candy :0

by Britter_AAR May 23, 2010

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tyson tickler

A sex move that is performed in the "doggie style" position. The guy sticks his four fingers up the ass of the girl. After removing the fingers some time later, the guy will sweep the spread fingers across the the girl's face from opposite forehead to opposite chin, leaving a mike tyson-like tattoo of feces. This move is only reserved for the grimiest of bitches.

That had to be the grimiest ho I've ever seen. She was a perfect candidate for a tyson tickler.

by posborn215 January 14, 2008

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Tyson Steamer

While in a fight, biting someone's ear off, then when they are rolling on the ground in pain, pooping on them in an act of dominance.

Amanda - "I got so mad when that girl punched me in the face, I bit her ear off!"

Tony - "You looked pissed, but did you really have to spray her with shit-mist?"

Amanda - "That was the only way to finish her off with the Tyson Steamer!"

Tony - "Yep..."

by fatcatinalittlehat September 26, 2011

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Tyson Goldsack

An unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male's testicles. The male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she's been hit by Mike Tyson. Popular with Collingwood Supporters.

Jim: What did you do to Sharon? She's got a black eye!
Brad: We spiced things up with a Tyson goldsack.
Jim: Grouse.

by Alf Stewart November 6, 2012

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