Sphincter Twitcher

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)

“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher”

by Squickly July 4, 2018

maggot twitches

Maggots that twitch. It’s in the name. You’re dumb for looking it up.

I like faggot bitches. Almost as much as I like maggot twitches.

by Beyazzled October 29, 2018

Willy Twitcher

An very attractive woman that, when seen unexpectedly, causes an involuntary twitch in a a man’s penis. It does not necessarily result in a full erection.

Person 1: “Bro, did you see that?”
Person 2: “See what?”
Person 1: “That hot chick over there. She is a total Willy Twitcher.”

by Barfsampson March 10, 2026

Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

ugandan testie twitcher

a sport played in south sudan involving 2 balls, its basically soccer but instead your team has a ball that you need to kick in the opponents goal while defending your goal from the enemy's ball

#newsport #edging #ugandan testie twitcher

by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025