The name you call you call little British kids that call you names on call of duty at 3 in the morning. YOU MUST USE THE FAKE ACCENT, otherwise, call them a twat.
by TheTwitofallTwits May 12, 2009

by YBbloggers November 10, 2009

TWITs stands for 'Teenage Women in Their Thirties' and refers to 30-something women who have extended their adolescence, as well as those who, after starting a family, have entered a second teenage lifestage. The poster girls might be Pink, Victoria Beckham and Gwen Stefani.
As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), NETTELs (Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life), the Downagers, the Silver Stylers and the Boomerang kids.
As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), NETTELs (Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life), the Downagers, the Silver Stylers and the Boomerang kids.
by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009

A person who uses twitter.com.
by Twitting Twitter June 14, 2009

Normal person: "What are you doing?"
Twit: "I'm sending out a tweet. You know that Twitter is the new facebook right?"
Normal person: "My god you are such a twit."
Twit: "I'm sending out a tweet. You know that Twitter is the new facebook right?"
Normal person: "My god you are such a twit."
by BadMojo11 May 1, 2009

Noun. A female that thinks she guys want her cuz she acts dingy and like a dumbass around them .... especially when other or ex females are around.
by Kay P. May 3, 2018

Sometimes, when my face hasn't been palmed enough, I go looking at the daily twits to be reminded of the inane things small hands and a keyboard can do, when put together.
by megabrain12345 February 23, 2017
