Twat

Carl Silverstone

A big fat twatish whore who attends UEA and is a try hard hipster wannabe.

He is also the worst dressed male in exsistance, stay clear because you might get herpes.

Person 1: Have you heard Carl Silverstone has an Iphone AND and blackberry?

Person 2: What a twat.

by Carl Sliverstone April 22, 2011

twat

a pussy;vagina

that bitch has one loose twat!

by hugh G. Rection September 1, 2003

Twat

A slang term for the vaginal lips. Usually a very tight "pussy".

Chick: Oh yeah, lick my twat.

by tight_twat June 18, 2003

twat

cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,

"Twat was that? I cunt understand you. Tits okay! I'll finger it out."

by nor cal crew September 6, 2003

Twat

Used for Twitter, the past-tense of Tweet.

Yesterday I Twat about my cheating girlfriend.

by doublea7030 December 2, 2009

Twat

An elitist idiot who gets kicks out of those less fortunate than themselves and is consequently convinced that they're "The Shit" (when in fact they are literally just shit).

Twat: "I'm banter personified"

Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."

Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"

by Chinatowngirl February 28, 2011

TWAT

Someone that uses the tern on fleek

my car is on fleek!!
Therefore im a twat

by M1dwest1 January 31, 2017