Twat Waffle

When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.

I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!

by VendettaWylde April 03, 2011

Twat Waffle

twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.

When the girl removed her chain mail bathing suit I noticed she had twat waffle.

by uzirider79 October 20, 2008

Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle

I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.

by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night January 25, 2016

Twat Waffle

A name given women who generaly suck all around. These are the girls who have no sense of humor about anything and become mean and spiteful over nothing.

Example 1: Tausha, you're a fucking twat waffle!

Example 2: I met this chick last night but she was a total twat waffle!

by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

Twat Waffle

A Twat Waffle is man who acts like a girl and gets their feelings hurt easily.

Timmy was telling a joke. When interrupted by Jack you could see the joy leave his eyes and he was about to cry. Jack saw the hurt in his face as though he was a little school girl who just fell and scraped her knee. Jack told Timmy to stop being a fucking Twat Waffle.

by UFO 311 April 29, 2009

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 07, 2009

Flamming Twat Waffle

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010