Turtled

The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.

"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."

by AdaleighFaith December 30, 2016

Turtle turtle

That feeling when you have to shit and you can feel it in your ass

Me: dude I'm gunna shit myself
Friend: is it turtle turtle
Me: yeah :'(

by Warmcucumber October 2, 2014

Turtle

This term came about through a very popular cartoon of a helmet topping off a pair of boots to signify the veteran with just a short time left in his enlistment and keeping a REALLY low profile, turtle-like, trying to make it out alive. Among VietNam and older veterans a challenge term by which infantrymen recognized each other.

When a veteran infantryman would meet another veteran, the question would be asked: "Are you a turtle?". To which the challenged veteran would have to either reply "You bet your sweet ass I am!" or have to buy the challenging veteran a drink.

Army veteran: "Are you a turtle?"

Marine veteran: "You bet your sweet ass I am".

by 19D4L August 23, 2012

Turtle

When someone tries to act tough but is a floppy nothing!

I hate you
Well your a turtle you try to act tough but your just a floppy nothing

by shela specia; April 17, 2017

turtle

Slang term used in the bay area for marijuana. Coined turtle because it's green and makes you move slow.

We just smoked some turtle and are high.

by Sean May 26, 2004

Turtle

To become extremely shy in a situation.

He called me cute, so I began blushing and I hid in my blankets like a turtle.

by Bigglesworth Boohigglesbee October 1, 2008

Turtle

Slang for a girl who’s an easy lay.

She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.

by JimmyRK November 26, 2020