turtle head poking

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

by Rhino hard March 06, 2016

Turtle-Head

When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".

"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".

by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014

Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket

Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Turtle Head Soup

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.

"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"

by Dick Bandicoot January 27, 2012

turtle head soup

An act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the penis into the anus.

My girlfriend really had to shit so before she went to the bathroom I fed her some turtle head soup.

by Fonkey January 29, 2006

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

by Caitiedyd December 02, 2017

texas turtle head

When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out

She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her

by im dat guy... April 13, 2015