Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

by CK1629 January 23, 2010

Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*

Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!

by jim567483 December 26, 2011

to go cold turkey

to suddenly and completely stop doing something, esp. a bad habit

My new roommate is intolerant to tobacco, so I had to go cold turkey. It's awful!

by pochtarenko July 17, 2013

Catching The Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

"Michael has been catching the wild turkey with Lindsay"

by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog December 13, 2014

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

turkey jizz

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.

Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?

by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009

Turkey Testicle Tickler

When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.

"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"

"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"

by Clifford the Big Red Dog October 8, 2013