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turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.
Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!
by Maydew November 22, 2006
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turd

The waste product that comes from our ass - also known as shit, poo, and crap.

Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.
"I went to the toilet and left a fucking massive turd in the toilet."

"Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds."

"That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."
by Shaneo632 October 26, 2004
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turd

a turd is simply a very small single piece of poop, about the size of "bite size" candies or snacks
yeah i was on the john and i got one big log and a couple lil turds
by Panther41 April 29, 2008
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turd

a big long sturdy peice of brown leaking SHIT!!!! cumming out of my ass.
i took a turd so big it lifted me off the toilet seat
by tit fuck bitch March 9, 2010
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turded

when someone takes a shit in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it.
my friend took a crap and just left it there, so i flushed it, and i got turded.
by jeremy poole November 19, 2007
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Turd

Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.
That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.
by kmcglanz February 26, 2010
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Turd

A person who's personality reeks, assumingly of poop.
Every job has it's share of turds with whom you have to work.
by Ingaling February 14, 2010
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