the trots

Explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea which often results in excessive swearing and/or fist clenching.

Please help me dear lord baby jesus, that spicy pad thai gave me an awful case of the trots.

Stop drinking all that cider or you'll get the trots!!

by TyDogg December 28, 2008

Tots adorbs

‘Tots adorbs’ is a shorter version of the phrase ‘totally adorable’. It is short and catchy and will soon become very trendy. It is extremely useful in any situation. This phrase can be used by anyone, regardless of gender or social background.

Hey look at that lil baby🥺 it’s tots adorbs!

Oh my God you got these flowers for me? That’s tots adorbs <3

I heard your grandma passed away man. She was tots adorbs. RIP 😔

by Shushingsss October 3, 2022

do the tootsie roll

Dirty Skyping OR faffing around on the beach all day.

It was a warm and sunny day so Clara and Shell decided to do the Tootsie Roll.

by lazerst January 25, 2011

totse

and the (T)emple (O)f (T)he (S)creaming (E)lectron. TOTSE.

When I went to totse I didn't even know how to make a hydrocarbon cannon, why I can't go the speed of light, or what these small bumps on my penis were. I left knowing why DXM isn't just for kids, how I could make a trench coat out of duct tape, and learned why I shouldn't use the word ******.

by Pwnt? February 17, 2004

the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.

Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.

by Britannic May 25, 2009

extreme tots

A delish snack consisting of tater tots, chili, cheese, jalapenos, and sour cream.

Hey Albert, I want some extreme tots, even though it will give me the runs.

by JOOOOONNNNNNNNN January 6, 2009

Prosti-tots

Preteens or younger adolescent girls who dress like whores. Normally the fake orange tan, short shorts that expose their boy like bodies, low cut shirts that are unflattering because they haven't developed breasts yet and wearing more make up than 60 year old women are some of the characteristics of a prosti-tot.

When Jim and Sally went bowling the other day they were rudely interrupted by ghetto wannabes and little prosti-tots.
Jim: Well we now know where our tax money will go to in the next few years.

Sally: I know. Stupid prosti-tots getting knocked up, when will they learn that you have to wrap it before you tap it?

by C'estunepute! August 6, 2010